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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
-Bette Davis

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
-Beverley Nichols

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
-Billy Connolly

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
-Brendan Behan

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
-Charles Caleb Colton

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
-Colin Chapman

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
-Cyril Connolly

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
-Doug Larson

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
-Eddie Cantor

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
-Edgar Watson Howe

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
-Elbert Hubbard

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
-Robert Graves

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
-Rodney Dangerfield

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
-Rose Kennedy

I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.
-Ruth Rendell

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-Sacha Guitry

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.
-Sophia Bush

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
-St. Jerome

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