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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
-Charles Caleb Colton
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
-Edgar Watson Howe
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
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