Marriage Quotes: Page 3

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Viewing these marriage quotes is time well spent. If you have been looking for marriage quotes that you can sink your mind into this collection is for you!

Quotes about marriage are surprised filled.
-John Jones

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
-Ogden Nash

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
-P. J. O'Rourke

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
-Patrice Leconte

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
-Paul Hornung

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
-Paul Sweeney

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
-Peter De Vries

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
-Peter De Vries

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
-Robert Anderson

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
-Robert Burton

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
-Robert Frost

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
-Steven Curtis Chapman

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity, yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
-Sydney J. Harris

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
-Sydney Smith

There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear.
-Thomas Chatterton

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
-Thornton Wilder

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
-W. Somerset Maugham

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
-Will Cuppy

Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
-Woody Allen

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