Funny Quotes: Page 7
Funny quotes are for laughter. It is true that laughter can help to reduce the stress that people have to address. Surely, time spent with these quotes will be time well spent.
There are funny life quotes, there are funny quotes, and sayings. All of these quotes are here to help bring a smile to your face.
There is no doubt about it, the world needs more laughter and less sadness.
Be obscure clearly.
-E. B. White
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
All men are equal before fish.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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