Pet Quotes

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These pet quotes are a welcome addition because in many families the pet is as much a part of the family unit as anyone else.

If you are looking for quotations about pets you will appreciate the ones in this collection.

It has been said that pets are good companions, especially for the elderly. I agree.

Please share these pet quotes with others who possess an appreciation for animals.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.
-Kaspar Hauser

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
-Kin Hubbard

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
-Kinky Friedman

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
-Lefty Gomez

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
-Leo Rosten

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
-Marie Corelli

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
-Martha Scott

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
-Mason Cooley

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
-Mason Cooley

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
-Max Eastman

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
-Mickey Rivers

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
-Mike Ditka

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
-Mike Royko

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
-Nafisa Joseph

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
-Nicholas D. Kristof

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A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-Norman Ralph Augustine

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually, it becomes a cat.
-Ogden Nash

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
-Oliver Herford

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
-P. J. O'Rourke

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft, and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.
-Pam Brown

Kittens can happen to anyone.
-Paul Gallico

Just watching my cats can make me happy.
-Paula Cole

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
-Paula Poundstone

Dogs are my favorite people.
-Richard Dean Anderson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
-Rita Rudner

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
-Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
-Robert Southey

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