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Some of these medical quotes are funny, goofy and many are very serious. All of them will make you think.

If you have been looking for a full group of medical quotations this mixture is for you. I believe you will find them to be eye opening, surprising, alluring, and rousing.

Hope you found some value in these medical quotes.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
-James H. Boren

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
-Jay London

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue.
-John Ensign

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
-Lewis Thomas

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
-Marcel Proust

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
-Marcel Proust

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
-Martha Beck

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
-Martin H. Fischer

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
-Michael Landon

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.
-Nathan Deal

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
-Nicolas Cage

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
-Norman Cousins

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.

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Time is generally the best doctor.

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.
-Peter Shaffer

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
-Ralph Merkle

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-Rita Rudner

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.
-Robert M. Fresco

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
-Samuel Butler

The physician's highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy - to heal, as it is termed.
-Samuel Hahnemann

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise.
-Thomas Sydenham

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
-Ty Cobb

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-Walter Matthau I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
-Zach Braff

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
-Zoe Saldana

Medical quotes allow us to make a point without having any real medical knowledge.

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