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Some of these medical quotes are funny, goofy and many are very serious. All of them will make you think.

If you have been looking for a full group of medical quotations this mixture is for you. I believe you will find them to be eye opening, surprising, alluring, and rousing.

Hope you found some value in these medical quotes.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
-James H. Boren

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
-Jay London

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue.
-John Ensign

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
-Lewis Thomas

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
-Marcel Proust

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
-Marcel Proust

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
-Martha Beck

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
-Martin H. Fischer

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
-Michael Landon

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.
-Nathan Deal

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
-Nicolas Cage

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
-Norman Cousins

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.
-Ovid

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Time is generally the best doctor.
-Ovid

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.
-Peter Shaffer

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
-Plato

If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
-Ralph Merkle

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-Rita Rudner

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.
-Robert M. Fresco

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
-Samuel Butler

The physician's highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy - to heal, as it is termed.
-Samuel Hahnemann

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise.
-Thomas Sydenham

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
-Ty Cobb

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-Walter Matthau I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
-Zach Braff

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
-Zoe Saldana

Medical quotes allow us to make a point without having any real medical knowledge.

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